itsonlymike:

I wasn’t ready. I was like “oh, that’s cute. She’s gotta hobby. That’s…. whoa. WAIT.”

I should’ve known by the arm behind the back that she wasn’t playing.

(via sorry)

broackobama:

fakebabyfromamericansniper:

a NSFW blog but instead of porn it’s just pictures of unsafe work practices 

(via unescapable)

adhdisgay:

(via sorry)

thefourtwentytimes:

nefertiti-bangz:

jpnlinn:

meechonmarss:

Adam & Eve

That very faint “Why’re you still eating the apple?” 💀

“It’s the first thing on the syllabus” 🙃

if you have not watched this you need to because this is the explanation for all the fuckery going on today 100% And it is funny funny funny

(via sorry)

nickcarragay:

isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”

(via dri3d-fl0wers)

bitchycode:

Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I regret

(via emelemecham)